Chapter 1.1: Aphrodites

I'm back! I'm really excited about this story, so here I am!

Aphrodite: What was that for?!
Athena: C'mon Aphrodite! We had to choose somebody!
Hestia: Aphrodite?  I think this is better...your so pretty you are bound to get the challenge done in no time.

Aphrodite: You think so? Well then. Maybe your right...

Aphrodite: But what am I supposed to say to the locals."Hi I'm from Olympis. My name is Aphrodite and to get out of the Underworld, I have to complete a challenge that I have no knowledge about, in your town." Yeah right. Talk about a one-way ticket to the local asylum.  Anyway I have no home or money, which is apparently needed here. Not to mention food, water, and a safe place to sleep.  Besides I can hear you, though I can't see you, but no one else can. I look like I'm talking to myself.  Geez.  We should have pushed Athena in to figure this out.

Athena: Don't freak out.
Demeter: Too late.
Hestia: Shh
Athena: Ok ummmm. Say that you are traveling for you job. We will pretend that we are all part of one organization.
Hades: Won't we need uniforms?
Athena: No because this is a business trip.
Aphrodite: Hey you guys! I found keys and an address in my jean pockets!
Athena: Go there! Pronto!
Zeus: Bossy, bossy, bossy!
Aphrodite: Agreed.
Athena: Ugh!

Hephatus: We don't have to live there, right?
Demeter: Of course we do! Where else would we live?
Hera: Exactly! Anyway, it could be worse...
Hermes: My point exactly! It's like a cosy inn with out inn-mates.
Aphrodite: Shouldn't I be making the comments on the house?
Hera: We're all ears, dear.
Aphrodite: I think it much too small.
Athena: Certainly you would, after the splendors of Olympus.
Armetis: Anyone would, really.
Aphrodite: It is most unfair...I have to learn the works of actually being hungry and such.  Everybody else copies.
Athena: Not true! We will all learn and change those after us, except for Zeus. But such is to be expected, don't you think.
Zeus: Not at all.  I find myself a very good role model.
Posidon: Yes but you see, no one else does. I'm sure if I follewed you, my whole life would be convincing myself that I shouldn't change who I worship.
Zeus: The feeling's mutual, I assure you.
Posidon: I'm not surprised at all.
Zeus: How could you be?

Aphrodite: It's actually, extraordinary nice inside.

Hades: Though lacking a decent color scheme.

Aphrodite: Actually, I find that red ties everything together.

Ares: I agree. Nothing like the color of blood..

Aphrodite: Or love!

Hades: I find red to be inferiorized by the power of black

Posidon: or blue!

Zeus: or yellow!

Armetis: or green!

Aphrodites: Isn't it sweet! This channel is Romantic Rondevue!

Armetis: I never found romance appealing. Why the simple joys of maidenhood captivate me!

Hera: *gasp* A Wedding!
Aphrodite: Clicker Time!

Demeter, Hestia, Armetis, Athena, Aphrodite, Hera: GIRL POWER!! WOO!!

Aprodite: Hello Handsome?
Bouncer: Uh Hello Ma'am. Uh..You look lovely tonight.
Athena: Aphrodite, what are you doing?
Aphrodite: Why thank you, Handsome.
Athena: Aphrodite...
Aphrodite: Hey you know if you let me in I might buy you a drink.
Bouncer: Well Ma'am...I...um...would like to, but I can't let anyone in without them being on my list.
Aphrodite: Well then Sweets...I guess I'll be going...I can find a guy somewhere else.
Bouncer: You...don't have a boyfriend?
Aphrodite: No handsome...good bye.
Bouncer: Wait! Um...I can make an exception...for..er..such a pretty lady.
Aphrodite: Why Thank you. *whisper* you won't be sorry Handsome
Athena: Aphrodite, What was that?!
Aphrodite: Flirting myself into a bar.Why?
Athena: *sigh*



Aphrodite: Hello Boys.

Athena: Sheesh, she's 5 minutes in and she's already flirtin' with someone else.
Hephatus: Come off it. You know she's a big flirt. Anyway while she's talking to someone else she won't dare backtalk us.
Athena: True, true.

Aphrodite: I suddenly have a new appreciation for Olympus food.

Aphrodite: I can't believe I have to sleep here. Some much time wasted!
Zeus: You think you have it bad? What are we supposed to do? Watch you snore?!
Aphrodite: Exactly!
Athena: *sigh*

So now we leave you.  I hope to see you all again soon!